Vol. 4, No. 6 · 25¢ thefestivusproject.com

THE DAILY NOTHING

September 30, 1992 New York Final Edition
S04E06 · Season 4, Episode 6 of 180

The Watch

George seizes a concierge phone in the NBC president's building lobby and begs his way upstairs, then accepts a worse deal than the original just so Dalrymple will let him leave dinner. Kramer, posing as Elaine's boyfriend to intimidate Dr. Reston, is instead charmed into supporting Reston and Elaine's relationship. Jerry replaces his father's lost wallet and secretly stuffs it with cash, but Morty throws it away over the Velcro closure — and Uncle Leo fishes it out of the trash.

What's The Deal?

Jerry's GirlfriendNaomiBizarre, cartoonish laugh
George's GirlfriendSusan Ross
George's JobNBC pilot writer
Elaine's BoyfriendDr. RestonManipulative psychiatrist who pressures Kramer to support the relationship
Elaine's ThingTrying to break up with Dr. Reston using Kramer as fake boyfriend
Kramer's SchemePosing as Elaine's boyfriend to help her break up
References
Elmer Fudd
Dark Turn
Elaine unknowingly starts dating Crazy Joe Davola

The Full Story

Uncle Leo's unexpected salvaging of Jerry's watch from the trash threatens to expose to Morty and Helen that Jerry threw their gift away, as all four sit at dinner. Meanwhile, Helen pressures Jerry to ask the restaurant hostess out, making him hesitant despite the hostess's flirtatiousness.

Susan notifies George that NBC president Russell Dalrymple has called George's bluff and rescinded Jerry and George's pilot order, since—just as Jerry predicted—they have nothing of merit over any other contenders. Desperate to appeal to Dalrymple immediately, George wrestles Susan for her purse, containing Dalrymple's home address.

To back up Elaine's effort to break up with Dr. Reston, Kramer calls Reston, posing as her boyfriend. Kramer puts on a show of intimidating Reston, but suddenly becomes deferential. Kramer accommodates Reston's request to speak in person, forgetting that he is free to refuse.

Despite not having his wallet, Morty fights with Jerry for the restaurant check as always; this proves futile when the maître d' turns down Morty's promise to pay by mail. Meanwhile, Jerry corners Leo in the men's room and demands to buy the watch back for far more than it's worth, but Morty catches them in the act. Later, Jerry indeed asks the hostess out, but discovers too late her bizarre, cartoonish laugh.

George seizes the concierge phone at Dalrymple's highrise apartment building and begs to be let in. Interrupting Dalrymple's dinner, George blathers on as if to close the deal, even as Dalrymple offers him nothing. With his dinner companion growing bored, Dalrymple finally agrees to George undercutting the original price, so that he will leave.

At Reston's office, Kramer is beguiled into gladly supporting Reston and Elaine together. Waiting downstairs, Elaine encounters "Crazy" Joe Davola, knowing nothing about him, and they hit it off. Davola consults Reston after Kramer, and gushes over his newfound love for Elaine.

Morty and Helen accept Jerry's apology, while George eats crow for his self-sabotage with NBC. Jerry thoughtfully replaces Morty's lost wallet, secretly loaded with money to also reimburse his lost cash. Seeing Velcro on the wallet, Morty sours on the gift and throws it away without seeing the cash. Uncle Leo, who is driving Morty and Helen to the airport, fishes the wallet out of the trash.