Everyone is going to mutual friend Scott Drake's engagement party, all concurring that they "love the Drake"—except George, who chafes at never-ending gift obligations. They all pool money and go to a mall in Lynbrook for an extravagant gift. Jerry wants to take a good car, and, with Kramer's car not running, makes a plan for George to borrow his father Frank's car.
Finding no convenient parking, George is persuaded to illegally park in a handicap spot despite Elaine's objections. They get a bargain on a big-screen TV delivered directly to the party, but cannot leave the mall since an angry mob has gathered around the car. The mob wants vengeance because, with the handicap spot occupied, a wheelchair-using woman had an accident detouring on a ramp, and was hospitalized. Slipping away, the group wash their hands of the blame and plan a distraction, but find too late that the mob has totaled the car.
With his father's insurance not covering the damage, George claims that the car was hit by malicious motorists. Estelle's mahjong group is amused by the similarity to George's NBC pilot script.
Kramer falls in love after visiting Lola, the disabled woman, in the hospital, and ropes George into chipping in to replace her wheelchair. George chafes again. After turning down a state-of-the-art model, they settle for a cheap, used wheelchair which Kramer tests, crashing repeatedly.
Jerry and Elaine are invited to visit "the Drake" and his fiancée, Allison. As they admire the new TV, they learn the couple broke up only minutes before. Everyone's hopes to get the TV back are dashed when the Drake gives Allison all the engagement gifts, and she in turn donates them all to charity. They all concur that they "hate the Drake".
Frank is honored for his fundraising to buy wheelchairs for charity, but gets arrested in front of his fellow charity volunteers for parking in a handicap spot, and realizes what George did. George becomes Frank's butler to pay back the damages and fines, just like in the pilot script. Lola condescendingly dumps Kramer, but keeps the wheelchair.
Lola has another accident when the defective wheelchair brakes send her on a downhill plunge. Frank sends George to pick up Allison's donated TV for Lola, but George and Kramer haul it back to the mall for a refund. Back in the parking lot, Kramer suggests George park illegally next to a fire hydrant.