THE DAILY NOTHING

Jerry is dating Katya, a Romanian gymnast and Olympic silver medalist. Kramer ballyhoos the pleasures of sex with a gymnast, and wants Jerry to "pay the price" of putting in time with her in return, even though they have nothing to talk about except the tyranny of Nicolae Ceaușescu. George reveals that he always goes shirtless in private on the toilet.

Mr. Pitt forbids pens, so Elaine throws her fountain pen in her purse. Kramer gets Mr. Pitt hooked searching for the hidden 3D image in an autostereogram poster, but runs off to the doctor in sudden pain and forgets his poster. Kramer gets diagnosed with a kidney stone.

George visits his girlfriend Lindsay Enright's family, where, being "better with the mothers" than their daughters, he charms all the older women. However, Mrs. Enright catches him furtively eating an éclair out of her trash. George's only defense is that it was "on top" of the trash and marked with only one bite.

Glued to Kramer's poster, Mr. Pitt abrogates his board meeting for spring water bottler Morgan Springs to acquire Poland Creek, and sends Elaine. Knowing nothing about mergers, Elaine nitpicks Mr. Pitt naming the merged company "Moland Springs", causing the board to have second thoughts.

Kramer brings a tape of Katya's feats of agility from the 1984 Olympics, finally convincing Jerry that sexual delights await him. However, Katya considers her dexterity "only useful in gymnastics", and Jerry is let down when she does not mount him like a gymnastics apparatus. Elaine holds him to putting in three more weeks with Katya in return.

George explains himself to Lindsay, then must do so again when he dumps a cup of coffee on an occupied car, and Mrs. Enright sees him working like a squeegee man to wipe off the windshield. Dropping by Mrs. Enright's party later, George uses the bathroom and gets mesmerized by an autostereogram poster inside. In a daze, he exits shirtless in front of all the guests.

Blaming Kramer for being stuck with Katya, Jerry drags him along on a date at the circus, where Katya's former teammate Misha is a tightrope walker. Kramer staggers to the bathroom to pass the stone, with a howl of agony that fills the big top and makes Misha fall off the high wire. Katya dumps Jerry, having only put in time with him because her country ballyhoos the pleasures of sex with a comedian.

The board summons Pitt to an emergency meeting. Flustered, with hands covered in ink from her purse, Elaine grabs Pitt and finally snaps him out of gaping at the poster. Wearing his riding jacket at a podium, with his lip stained like a Hitler moustache, Pitt vows to the board to "annex Poland" while heralding their stock growth with raised hand.