Vol. 6, No. 23 · 25¢ thefestivusproject.com

THE DAILY NOTHING

May 11, 1995 New York Final Edition
S06E23 · Season 6, Episode 23 of 180

The Face Painter

David Puddy paints his face for a Devils-Rangers Stanley Cup game, and his rowdy post-game behavior convinces a priest that he has literally seen the devil — then Elaine visits the priest to explain, but the sun through the window behind her white raincoat makes him think the Virgin Mary has come to escort him to the afterlife. George tells his girlfriend he loves her, but she responds "I'm hungry, let's get something to eat" — and after Kramer discovers she can't hear out of her left ear, George tries again on the correct side, only to learn she heard him fine the first time. Kramer has an altercation with a chimpanzee involving a banana peel, refuses to apologize on principle, and finally relents only to get spit on.

What's The Deal?

George's GirlfriendSienaCan't hear out of her left ear
George's JobNew York Yankees
Elaine's BoyfriendDavid PuddyPaints his face for Devils games
Elaine's ThingBreaks up with Puddy over face-painting, he switches to chest-painting
Kramer's SchemeHas an altercation with a chimpanzee over a banana peel
References
New Jersey DevilsNew York RangersStanley Cup playoffs
Dark Turn
A priest thinks Puddy is the actual devil

Based on: Devils-Rangers playoff rivalry

The Full Story

Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy, a New Jersey Devils fan, paints his face when he, Elaine, Jerry, and Kramer go to a Stanley Cup playoff game against the New York Rangers. After the game, his rowdy behavior and painted face make a priest believe that he has seen the devil. Jerry refuses to give a follow-up courtesy thank you to a friend, Alec Berg, for letting them use his season tickets. Later on at a funeral for Gary Fogel[a], Jerry sees Alec, but he gives an indifferent look, leading Jerry to wonder if it was because he didn't thank him and casting the possibility of their getting tickets to the next game in doubt. Elaine tells Puddy that she is breaking up with him because of his face-painting, but to her amazement, he offers to give up face-painting for her. Instead, he goes to the next game with his chest painted with the letter 'D' to spell out DEVILS with five other Devils fans.

Kramer finally persuades Jerry to call and give the courtesy thank you to Alec, but Alec has already given away the next playoff tickets to someone else. He instead passes on two tickets from a mutual friend of Puddy's who can't make it; Jerry and Kramer fill in as 'E' and 'V' with Puddy and his Devil fan friends. Elaine visits the priest to explain that it was Puddy he saw. She is wearing a white raincoat and the sun shines through a window behind her, leading the priest to believe she is the Virgin Mary come to escort him to the afterlife.[b]

George tells his girlfriend Siena that he loves her, but she responds only "I'm hungry; let's get something to eat." He resigns himself to ending the relationship. Kramer has an altercation involving a banana peel with a chimpanzee named Barry at the zoo where Siena works. Barry becomes despondent and the zoo staff call Kramer in, asking him to apologize. He refuses since Barry incited the confrontation. When Siena ignores a remark made by Kramer, her co-worker informs Kramer that she doesn't hear well out of her left ear. Kramer passes the information on to George, who realizes that Siena may not have heard his profession of love. He tells her again in her right ear, but she says she indeed heard him the first time. Kramer at last apologizes to Barry, but the chimp responds by spitting water on him.