JERRY

-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

...than a giant ball of oil.

Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life.

Newman.

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.

I change the 32 waist on the label...

- More anything? - More everything.

...she doesn't laugh. She says, That's funny.

- Well, what do you think? - Salami salami bologna.

Elaine laughed at me. Kramer's interested in Canadian football.

That guy. Swarm. Swarm.

- I'm banned? - You're banned.

Easy, big fella.

-What happened to you? -Raquel Welch.

I think it's fantastic. I think it's a fantastic idea.

And then there's Maude.

...that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there.

- No, Poppie, no! - No, Poppie!

I mean, the pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.

I'm not driving him to the airport!

Inka-dink, a bottle of ink The cork fel out, and you stink

Taking this lace out. It came undone, touched the floor of a men's room.

-So you think it's a non-vite. -It's an un-vitation.

There's have been some robberies in the building. I can't let you in.

He squinted his way from Wurtsboro down to the Tappan Zee Bridge.

I don't wanna be a cowboy.

For spite.

Wow, Joe Pepitone.

And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.

But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?

Coach to lndia. The only way to go.

You're off bread.

-I'll have the clams casino. -Get out.

You collect TV Guide?

- Go out. It's nice out. - There's nothing out there for me.

Well, Poppie's a little sloppy.

Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon.

You know, it's so nice when it happens good.

-I have an aunt that died at 7. -Really?

- You know, a muffin can be very filling. - I know.

- Hey. - Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue.

What, was this a whole empire based on putting your feet up?

Have a nice life.

I don't wanna be a 32.

Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?

Get this, he tells me there are no houses anywhere in Tuscany to rent.

- Hey, you got a problem with Tony? - Hunky Tony. "Hey. "

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

-You got a little problem. -Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you.