KRAMER

All the cable companies care about is the big mamoo.

This was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone...

-She's got the jimmy legs. -Jimmy legs?

Well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate.

You know, like Abscam. Like Abscam, Jerry.

Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.

You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.

Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.

-What happened to you? -Raquel Welch.

You stubborn, stupid, silly man!

- My contention? - Your contention.

El Paso. I spent a month there one night.

That guy's coming home in a body bag.

All right, starting now.

...I don't know sometimes. - Know sometimes.

I'll take it!

He just sunk like a stone, didn't he?

Oh, yeah, yeah. You better think again, MoJumbo.

Elaine, try the beef, because that's real au jus sauce. Real au jus sauce.

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?

Serenity now! Serenity now!

- Go out. It's nice out. - There's nothing out there for me.

He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

Well, there was an incident.

Bobby, it's hard to hit two home runs in one game, even for Paul O'Neill.

You wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me.

Yeah, did the K-Man do it or did the K-Man do it?

-Hey, what? What is--? -Yeah, I dropped an egg.

-You got a little problem. -Oh, I got a big problem, Jerry!

George, why would I, a Julliard-trained dermatologist...

It's a pig-man.

The Kramer name might live on!

The rollers, they get flat spots on them.

What is Here Come De Judge? Here Come De Judge!

Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?

- What do you say, Cosmo? - Hey, everything, my man.

-Holes. I need holes. -The pharmacy's still open.

When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly.

Fungus?

Hey, Jerry, you're a smart guy, right?

Yeah, well, you know, I don't argue with the body, Jerry.

- Jeffrey who? - Haarwood.

Darin's going away for a long, long time.

- Now, it's call the Bro. - Or the Mansiere.

Well, Vincent is an art-house goon.

Oh, yeah? My friend Bob Sacamano...

I'm proud of you.

You think these hands have been soaking in Ivory Liquid, huh?

A big juicy van.

Well, how should I have broached the subject?