ELAINE

-She's got the jimmy legs. -Jimmy legs?

-Hey, are you getting taller? -Timberlands.

It's not a purse. It's European.

You sold us a hair with a cake around it.

Hey, I went to Tufts. It was my safety school.

And the heat, my God, the heat!

I'm The Wiz! I'm The Wiz!

Sales commission, bye-bye-o.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

You gotta see the baby."

What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?

I'm going to the Super Bowl with Tim Whatley.

-Pardon? -You got a big head.

- And who are you? - I'm his nurse. Paloma.

-What's that? -I say, it's a peach.

-So you think it's a non-vite. -It's an un-vitation.

Get well, get well soon We want you to get well

It's Benes, you jackass.

Maybe I'm getting a wedgie.

Did you say goitre? What goitre?

The urban sombrero.

Brett said you ran away from him as if he were the boogity man?

And I laughed and I laughed.

- Hey. - Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue.

...you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.

- Hey, you got a problem with Tony? - Hunky Tony. "Hey. "

Yeah. I'm the Wiz again.

-Hey, what? What is--? -Yeah, I dropped an egg.

Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.

Winston Churchill said, Why stand when you can sit?

-What is your position? -I'm an associate.

Hey, happy New Year.

- He's an importer. - Just imports? No exports?

Ponce de León? Are you kidding me? I hated that movie.

Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?

It’s Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes.

Should we talking about this?

- Hey, how did my horse do? - He had to be shot.

- Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah.

Bizarro World.

Do you hear me? Do you hear me?

Take it. Take it. And stop calling me Nip.

- Hey, where's my popcorn, babe? - What?

You see, Billy Mumphrey was a simple country boy...

Shut up!

- What's that? - I've got Super Bowl fever.

...and she doesn't swing her arms when she walks.

Could I have a Scotch on the rocks?

-They read. -I read.

-Well, that's the gist of it. -Quiet!