THE J. PETERMAN COMPANY

ELAINE

The Yarns of Elaine. I first encountered her in a vestibule on the Upper West Side, wearing something impractical yet strangely compelling. She said something cutting. I wrote it down.

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  1. It's not a purse. It's European.
  2. You sold us a hair with a cake around it.
  3. Hey, I went to Tufts. It was my safety school.
  4. And the heat, my God, the heat!
  5. I'm The Wiz! I'm The Wiz!
  6. Sales commission, bye-bye-o.
  7. Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
  8. You gotta see the baby."
  9. What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?
  10. I'm going to the Super Bowl with Tim Whatley.
  11. -What's that? -I say, it's a peach.
  12. Get well, get well soon We want you to get well
  13. It's Benes, you jackass.
  14. Maybe I'm getting a wedgie.
  15. Did you say goitre? What goitre?
  16. The urban sombrero.
  17. Brett said you ran away from him as if he were the boogity man?
  18. And I laughed and I laughed.
  19. - Hey. - Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue.
  20. ...you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life.
  21. Yeah. I'm the Wiz again.
  22. Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.
  23. Winston Churchill said, Why stand when you can sit?
  24. Hey, happy New Year.
  25. - He's an importer. - Just imports? No exports?
  26. Ponce de León? Are you kidding me? I hated that movie.
  27. Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?
  28. It’s Benes, you jackass. My last name is Benes.
  29. - Hey, how did my horse do? - He had to be shot.
  30. - Dustin Hoffman in Star Wars? - Yeah.
  31. Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
  32. Take it. Take it. And stop calling me Nip.
  33. You see, Billy Mumphrey was a simple country boy...
  34. Shut up!
  35. - What's that? - I've got Super Bowl fever.
  36. ...and she doesn't swing her arms when she walks.
  37. Could I have a Scotch on the rocks?
  38. Because you have an attitude.
  39. - Is there time? - There's no time.
  40. Then maybe you have a fax machine.
  41. Shut up, you stupid mutt!
  42. He took it out.
  43. I'm a day person.
  44. What am I, a hooker?
  45. Something stinks in here.
  46. - How could this be? - Oh, it be.
  47. - A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?
  48. For I have seen the nipple on your soul!
  49. I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people.
  50. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.

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